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Valentine's Comebacks 

Okay, so we've given you a few examples of some pretty bad pickup lines. The valentines.day team here suspects that some of you guys out there may even try a few. So, we thought it only fair to give you women some suitable comeback lines - just in case. Good luck ladies!

  • "Haven't we met before?" "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

  • "So, wanna go back to my place?" "Well, I don't know. Will your Mother mind?"

  • "So, wanna go back to my place?" "Well, I don't know. Will we fit under your rock?"

  • "You know, the more I drink, still the uglier you get!"

  • "Hey baby, where have you been all my life?" "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."

  • "Want to go out on a date?" "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

  • "You know, beauty is only a light switch away."

  • "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" "Do not enter."

  • "Where have you been all my life?" "What life?"

  • "Where have you been all my life?" "Away from you."

  • "Do you have a boyfriend?" "If I said yes, would you leave me alone?"

  • "I know how to please a woman." "Then please leave me alone."

  • "I know how to please a woman." "Just die then."

  • "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

  • "Haven’t I seen you before?" "Probably, I visited the zoo last week."

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