Okay, so we've given you a few examples of some pretty bad pickup lines. The valentines.day team here suspects that some of you guys out there may even try a few. So, we thought it only fair to give you women some suitable comeback lines - just in case. Good luck ladies!

• "Haven't we met before?" "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."


• "So, wanna go back to my place?" "Well, I don't know. Will your Mother mind?"


• "So, wanna go back to my place?" "Well, I don't know. Will we fit under your rock?"


• "You know, the more I drink, still the uglier you get!"


• "Hey baby, where have you been all my life?" "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."


• "Want to go out on a date?" "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."


• "You know, beauty is only a light switch away."


• "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" "Do not enter."


• "Where have you been all my life?" "What life?"


• "Where have you been all my life?" "Away from you."


• "Do you have a boyfriend?" "If I said yes, would you leave me alone?"


• "I know how to please a woman." "Then please leave me alone."


• "I know how to please a woman." "Just die then."


• "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."


• "Haven’t I seen you before?" "Probably, I visited the zoo last week."