Murphy certainly was
an eternal pessimist. Here are some examples of his Laws on Love (not trying to bring you
down for Valentine's or anything!)
- All the good ones are taken.
- If the person isn't taken, there's a reason for it (refer #1)
- The nicer someone is, the further away he/she is from you.
- Celibacy is not hereditary.
- Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
- The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love him or her.
- Friends come and go, but ex’s accumulate.
- Money can't buy love, but it sure puts you in a great bargaining position.
- The best things in the world are free, and it shows.
- Every kind action has a not so kind reaction or hidden agenda.
- Nice girls/guys really do finish last.
- If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
- Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
- Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
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The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
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Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
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The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
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When the lights are out, every body is beautiful.
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Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
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One good turn gets most of the blankets.
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Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
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There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
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Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight it out.
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It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.
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If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C.
B and C are often the same person.
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If you're having difficulties choosing between two potential partners, you'll always pick the wrong one.
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If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end.
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Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener
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Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her.
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Romance is when common sense flies out of the window.
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Murphy's Laws On Love 
