Murphy's Laws On Love 

Murphy certainly was an eternal pessimist. Here are some examples of his Laws on Love (not trying to bring you down for Valentine's or anything!)

  • All the good ones are taken.

  • If the person isn't taken, there's a reason for it (refer #1)

  • The nicer someone is, the further away he/she is from you.

  • Celibacy is not hereditary.

  • Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.

  • The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love him or her.

  • Friends come and go, but ex’s accumulate.

  • Money can't buy love, but it sure puts you in a great bargaining position.

  • The best things in the world are free, and it shows.

  • Every kind action has a not so kind reaction or hidden agenda.

  • Nice girls/guys really do finish last.

  • If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

  • Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.

  • Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
  • The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
  • Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

  • The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.

  • When the lights are out, every body is beautiful.

  • Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

  • Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

  • One good turn gets most of the blankets.

  • Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.

  • There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.

  • Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight it out.

  • It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.

  • If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C. B and C are often the same person.

  • If you're having difficulties choosing between two potential partners, you'll always pick the wrong one.

  • If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end.

  • Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener

  • Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her.

  • Romance is when common sense flies out of the window.

©2022 NZCity Ltd